Split Seconds (Between Nannies and Swamis) Lyrics

Number twenty-five the two-party systemic failure override buttonNo blacks, no Jews, no AsiansNumber twenty-four the Soviet Re-Union eight-by-tensNo blacks, no Jews, no AsiansNumbe...Read Full Lyrics

(I won't listenBecause I know everythingAll the time, absolutelyAnd you knew this when you fell in love with what was left of meSo let's give it another shot, young missyCome on)I ...Read Full Lyrics

I told her I'd step outside of myself for herDriverYou got thatYou're much better when you're highUh, nap in a serpent's lairYou got that perfect hair from a German heirShe thought...Read Full Lyrics

I fall from the dream-catcher's mittI'm all thumbsand not what she's afterMy smoldering remains burn over glowing embersAs you ready and position short-term goal tendersI lay un-ki...Read Full Lyrics

The water retention in the bogged down pickled earOutweighs the REM in one-eyed pistoleersOscillating lung sacs, cheek-pinching fun factsColoring the grosses in the fiscal yearI've...Read Full Lyrics

Hi my name's Scoliosis JonesI've got a comb over coif and a smoker's coughI'm into motorcross and am a Planet Z3 colonistAnd a self-taught anesthesiologistI've got a corn ethanol p...Read Full Lyrics

We've mined calculated sleazeFor countless fortnights, for this forthrightCanny canningSo we plead for what you can't believeAnd career suicide, poolsideBy the candied landingI wit...Read Full Lyrics

I gotta act like David RuffinCuz y'all be softer than Egg McMuffinsPlus you're never really saying nothingYou don't admit to any claim jumpingThis is why I have to pay these munchk...Read Full Lyrics

Whoo!Art rap, art rap, art rap, art rap!Whoo!Who better qualified to mediate in the larp discordWith my dewy moleskin brewing cauldron and karmic orbI'm fully pantsless like the wo...Read Full Lyrics

I've never been the brightest guyYou know the ones all the gals look forI used to think Norweigan WoodWas a Scandanavian adult book storeI recall this fling with a goth metalheadWi...Read Full Lyrics