Stan's Song Lyrics

[Mr Garrison] Okay children, lets start off with a few new maths problems. What's 5x2? C'mon children, don't be shy just give it your best shot. Yes Clyde? [Clyde] 12? [Mr Garris...Read Full Lyrics

Mall Employee: What kinda song do you want? J Lo: Something hot and spicy! *Country/Rock Music* J Lo: Spicier! *Beach Music* J Lo: Spicier! *Mexican Music* J Lo: Burrito taco taco!...Read Full Lyrics

(kyle) I have a litle dradle I made it out of clay And when it's dry and ready With dradle I shall play O, dradle dradle dradle I made you out of clay Dradle dradle dradle with dra...Read Full Lyrics

Canadians: Follow the only road, Follow the only road, To go anywhere in Canada we Just follow the only road, There's only one raod in Canada We call it the road, the only road, Hi...Read Full Lyrics

Kyle: Ok, Ike, you're my little brother, so I have to show You how to celebrate Hanukkah. This is called a dreidle: You spin it and see where it lands, and you sing this song: I h...Read Full Lyrics

I think I know the answer Mr. Garison Me mme mme me me mme mme Shut up fat boy! Hey! Don't call me fat you fuckin' Jew! Eric, did you just say the F-word? Jew? No. He's talkin' abo...Read Full Lyrics

It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas My Friends won't let me join in any games.. And I can't sing Christmas songs Or decorate a Christmas tree.. Or leave water out for Rudolph Cos th...Read Full Lyrics

Remember how it use to be in the third grade We use to laugh & play & charash each day in the third grade We learned wounderous things from our teacher so nice Sat on marshmellow d...Read Full Lyrics

Howdy Ho. Virgin Mary was sleepin' When Angel Gabriel appeared He said, "You are to be the virgin mother." But Mary thought that was weird. Mary said, "I'm not a virgin. I blew a g...Read Full Lyrics

Hey, hey ugh Slip-n-slide, niggas.. Uncle fucka whatcha say? Motherfucker! Shut yo fucking face! Uncle fucka whatcha say? Motherfucker! Shut yo fucking face! Everybody wanna be t...Read Full Lyrics