The F-Word Lyrics

It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas My Friends won't let me join in any games.. And I can't sing Christmas songs Or decorate a Christmas tree.. Or leave water out for Rudolph Cos th...Read Full Lyrics

Remember how it use to be in the third grade We use to laugh & play & charash each day in the third grade We learned wounderous things from our teacher so nice Sat on marshmellow d...Read Full Lyrics

Howdy Ho. Virgin Mary was sleepin' When Angel Gabriel appeared He said, "You are to be the virgin mother." But Mary thought that was weird. Mary said, "I'm not a virgin. I blew a g...Read Full Lyrics

Hey, hey ugh Slip-n-slide, niggas.. Uncle fucka whatcha say? Motherfucker! Shut yo fucking face! Uncle fucka whatcha say? Motherfucker! Shut yo fucking face! Everybody wanna be t...Read Full Lyrics

Tonight is Right For Love.. You know I wanna touch you where the lights don't go Tonight is Right For Love.. With Meredith Baxter Burney. Expressing love so sweet.. I'll keep you b...Read Full Lyrics

Don't forget to bring a towel What? When you get out of the water you need to dry off right away to Avoid cetchen a cold. That's why Towlie says "Don't forget to bring a towel" Oka...Read Full Lyrics

Terrance: Shut your fucking face uncle ****a You're a cock sucking a$$ licking uncle ****a You're an uncle ****a, yes it's true Nobody faigs uncles quite like you Phillip: Shut yo...Read Full Lyrics

Huhhh Sometimes I think When I look up real high That there's such a big world up there I'd like to give it a try But then I sink Cos it's here I'm suppossed to stay But I get so...Read Full Lyrics

We the three kings of Orient Are Bearing gifts, we've travelled so far... Field and fountain, more and mountain Following Yonder Star... Ooh... Star of wonder, star of light Star o...Read Full Lyrics

Stan: Puff Daddy? Puff Daddy: Your friend Kyle told me you don't understand the importance of voting. Apparently you haven't heard of my vote or die campaign. Stan: Vote or Die? Wh...Read Full Lyrics