Sticking It To Myself Lyrics

Down to three I don't like to lose a man Third location and a second-string team and one awful plan It's up to us This is what we came here for Had enough trouble but the trou...Read Full Lyrics

Last week I left a note on Laura's desk It said I love you signed anonymous friend Turns out she's smarter than I thought she was She knows I wrote it, now the whole class does too...Read Full Lyrics

Washington came first and he was perfect. John Adams kept us out of war with France. Jefferson made Louisiana Purchase. In 1812 James Madison kicked the British in the pants. Jame...Read Full Lyrics

We start the story when Mom met Dad And they danced all night and he took her home It might have been all the wine they had But they rolled the dice and won your genome Then you...Read Full Lyrics

There was a castle by a waterfall With a pink and purple wall And a princess living there She had no parents and was all alone But she got by on her own And she liked it pretty wel...Read Full Lyrics

Out of the clear blue cloudless skies A bolt of lightning came Were you at least a bit surprised When angels spoke your name? They said it's you Who puts the gravity in the ...Read Full Lyrics

Tom Cruise is so in love with Katie At least all his people tell him so And while he thinks that she's a very special lady It's probably not the way he'd choose to go But a lifeti...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Funny story I forgot how much of a big fat mess you are. I've been busy doing science it's been tons of fun so far. [Chorus] Everything clean. Nothing on fire. All ...Read Full Lyrics

Verse 1 I don’t wanna hear it, cause I’ve heard enough You sold one night, for the price of our love I hope He was worth it cause you burned our love down To hell with forgiven...Read Full Lyrics

Verse 1 I'm the kind of guy who likes to go fishin with a cane pole and a bobber. The kinda guy who finds paradise out on the muddy water. I like a Elle Mae with pigtails and daisy...Read Full Lyrics