Stoop Kid Lyrics

[Verse 1] If I can fit my dreams We say the same things over and over Into an ABAB rhyme scheme You say the same things over and over Love makes it easier to be human Love ...Read Full Lyrics

Sun get me hot Sun going down Sun get me hot Sun get me warm Sun get me hot Sun get me warm...Read Full Lyrics

Surfing is like jerking off You've gotta wait for the perfect one Surfing is like jerking off You've gotta wait for the perfect one I got my wax and board Swear to God I'll ...Read Full Lyrics

[Intro] I haven't looked at the sun for so long I'd forgotten how much it hurt to I haven't looked at the sun for so long I'd forgotten how much it hurt to I haven't looke...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] I used to like the mornings I’d survived another night I’d walk to breakfast through the garden See the flowers stretching in the sunlight Now I wake up in the...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] The drum wakes up He'll have a real black eye this time Hungover dream He hung around too long last night The drum gets up How will he feel about this one? The dre...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] The drunk’s face breaks into sweat As his friend falls under the wheels But the headlights don't flinch And the engine doesn't stutter Oh yeah Think about mysel...Read Full Lyrics

(Are you there?) (Ghost, glow, ghost, glow) Last night I was haunted by the ghost of Bob Saget He said, "You're more or less than just a faggot" So I put on a dress and follo...Read Full Lyrics

Well I shaved my pubic hair off There was no one to stop me (Ow!) I shaved my pubic hair off There was no one to stop me Nutri-Grain, and surge protectors For general purpos...Read Full Lyrics

[What Joe said] [Intro] (I’m not hung up on you anymore, but here’s why I hung up) [Verse 1] Behind every great love story Lies a great suicide You can't give yoursel...Read Full Lyrics