Stupid Deaths Lyrics

I'm sure you've heard the Stone Age occurred, For two and a half million years. But there's more of Stone Age to engage, Than maybe it first appears. Dinosaurs, Neanderthals, Let'...Read Full Lyrics

We are the suffragettes, Think you know some fierce girls? You ain't heard nothing yet. A lass called Milli Fawcett founder of our cause, Started the battle for our rights Argued ...Read Full Lyrics

I took the throne of England Just 'cause I was protestant A German prince whose English stank, King George number one I like to argue, now that's clear Especially with my father ...Read Full Lyrics

Lucrezia, Giovanni, Gioffre and Cesare Italian barmy army, The Borgia Family Our daddy was Rodrigo I had a monstrous ego Where he makes trouble we go The Borgia Family Our tale b...Read Full Lyrics

Well, I'm a real life cowboy Just a quiet, humble fella That's what we're like Apart from Mike Yeah, I'm more of a yeller! Sing songs to pass the evenings And because it soothes t...Read Full Lyrics

Welcome to our monastery Please have a chair Good to see you monks So deep in prayer Once the praying's finished Your chores must be done The main rule of a good monk's life is no ...Read Full Lyrics

Anyone whose lived around these parts, Or ever knew'd us, Is well aware that you should never mess with the Tudors. My Grandad Henry Seventh, He beat King Richard, That's him ...Read Full Lyrics

Here we come, Through the market square, With our funny, Clothes and hair. Aristotle and Socrates, Plato and Diogenes, Four fab scholars, With our Greek philosophies. Hey, hey, W...Read Full Lyrics

With imagination Inspiration Innovation And perspiration We revolutionised transportation Stephenson's the name and my steam engine's the best you will find (It was the Rocket, it...Read Full Lyrics

Of Egyptian Kings we know oh so many things, Cause the archaeologists have dug their tombs. Now we're here to show, how to treat a dead pharaoh, Make a mummy that can decorate you ...Read Full Lyrics