Here we come,
Through the market square,
With our funny,
Clothes and hair.
Aristotle and Socrates,
Plato and Diogenes,
Four fab scholars,
With our Greek philosophies.
Hey, hey,
W...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Horrible Histories
With imagination
Inspiration
Innovation
And perspiration
We revolutionised transportation
Stephenson's the name and my steam engine's the best you will find
(It was the Rocket, it...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Horrible Histories
Of Egyptian Kings we know oh so many things,
Cause the archaeologists have dug their tombs.
Now we're here to show, how to treat a dead pharaoh,
Make a mummy that can decorate you ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Horrible Histories
Twas the age of queen Victoria
A period notorious
So many brand new goods we did create.
Our list is long and glorious,
Though I don't intend to borious
Was a time of great invent...Read Full Lyrics
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We Vikings have an awful reputation with your nation,
But when we’d finished plundering and pillages…
Made nice villages.
Any place name ending –thorpe or –kirk or –by w...Read Full Lyrics
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Stone Age brought you speech, farms, the wheel and fire.
Then metal was explored which meant we could make swords to kill, and build empires.
Think Ancient Egypt was nicer? Pharaoh...Read Full Lyrics
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My name is Shakespeare, William
I owned a feather quill, I am
The writer most familiar to you
My way with words amazes me
Came up with so many phrases me
That still the number daz...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Horrible Histories
I am William Wallace
My life was a mystery
Some say born twelve seven two
Some say twelve sixty three
Was dubbed Malcolm of Paisley
Maybe Alan from Aire
Did I have a wife or no?
D...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Horrible Histories
Vengo a prenderti stasera
Sulla mia torpedo blu
L'automobile sportiva
Che mi da' un tono di gioventu'
Gia' ti vedo elegantissima
Come al solito sei tu
Sembrerai una gene harlow
Sul...Read Full Lyrics
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We're girlies from the 30s, wash the dishes, scrub the floor,
When all of a sudden our hubbies went to war
Did you think we'd shrink in England's needy hour?
Yeah what?
Course not!...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Horrible Histories