Takin' Retards To The Zoo Lyrics

I like to scream I like to yell That's 'cause I'm sick And I need help The specialist won't hurt me He's not like the nuns He's got a lot of pretty pills I think I'll take some yel...Read Full Lyrics

Out in the woods Up to no good I wanna make friends with the badger The woodchuck likes me We smoke pcp I wanna make friends with the badger I mean it! I wanna make friends with t...Read Full Lyrics

We can stand naked on the corner of Main Street, baby, and Let everybody slow down and take a look You can drive your Cadillac to the library, baby, and maybe read the Last ten pag...Read Full Lyrics

Please let me tell you They own our homes, they own our banks We take out loans to buy them tanks They own our children, they own our pets The owned Elvis and Bernhard Goetz They o...Read Full Lyrics

Hey Kitten, whatcha doin'? Wanna play the guitar? You say, what's that sound Coming out of the hole in the wood? You say, what's that sound Coming out of the hole in the wood? You ...Read Full Lyrics

Hello, Colin; it's the fez! Who has angered the volcano god? (x4) You have angered the volcano god! I'd like to help you son, but you smell like a goat (ha ha ha ha) Chonga the ...Read Full Lyrics

The girl with the strong arm has saved world cinema Saved it from itself I like to think The girl with the strong arm restores old paintings Including one she found under the sink ...Read Full Lyrics

When I have to puke at night I can be so indiscreet I don't run down to the john I just throw up on my sheets I puke on the pillow and I puke on my floor It smells so bad it makes ...Read Full Lyrics

His stop is always after yours He never seems to leave I heard him speak only once You're standing on my foot (x2) He never reads the paper And state's lottery number is 5-8-3 I h...Read Full Lyrics

- Are you ready Dave? - Uh-huh. - Malory? - Ok. - Joe? - I don't know. - Well alright fellas... Let's gooo!!! Hee and a hoe And I love my baby so In the bottom of the bottomless p...Read Full Lyrics