Survival Lyrics

This is another public service announcementBrought to you in part by Slim Shady(Tell 'em I don't give a f*ck)Slim Shady does not give a f*ck what you think(Tell 'em to suck it)If y...Read Full Lyrics

"This could never work," is what we said at firstBut whatever this is, it's workingBut we're in two different worlds and (yeah)I'm not your husband (nah), you ain't my girlfriendAl...Read Full Lyrics

(Dre) Oh, so I'm out the game, huh(Eminem) Yo Dre, we ridin'?(Dre) Whatever(Eminem) Well I'm wit ya homie(Dre) Okay, well let's handle the small s***[Eminem]I was born to brew up s...Read Full Lyrics

What's your favorite scary movie?Yo, Slim Shady (Yo, Royce 5'9")Y'all wanna make a movie? (What, what?)We got the film right hereYeah, I'm one of them pretty rappersBuck if I reall...Read Full Lyrics

Mr. Mathers?Mr. Mathers?Mr. Mathers?Mr. Mathers, can you hear my voice?Okay, he's not respondingI'm gonna need an eighteen-gaugeLeft A-C right awayB-P is ninety over twelveRespirat...Read Full Lyrics

My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why IGot out of bed at allThe morning rain clouds up my windowAnd I can't see at allAnd even if I could it'll all be grayPut your picture on my wal...Read Full Lyrics

Eminem Has a full line of chainsawsEminemMarshall Mathers, Eminem, the rapper, EminemWho can say for sure?Perhaps a frontal lobotomy would be the answerIf science can operate on th...Read Full Lyrics

Morning, MarshallMorning, DocSo we're discharging you today, how are you feeling?AnxiousAnxiety?Well, anxious to get home, anxious to get back into the world, nervousNervous? Come ...Read Full Lyrics

Feeling kinky, lip syncing to Too $hort's "Freaky Tales" (Biatch!)Having creepy visions of whiskey drinkingAnd envisioning sneaking into where Christie Brinkley dwellsI know this i...Read Full Lyrics

People! It feels so good to be back. Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing the new and improved, you know whoNever been the type to bend or budgeThe wrong button to pushNo friend of Bu...Read Full Lyrics