I'm as old as the King of SwedenI can drink in ConnecticutYou're a year older than the Princess AnneI don't mean it as an unkind cutI'll never catch King Hailie SelassieAnd you'll ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Loudon Wainwright III
Well I hear that she told you she'd been shacking up with your best friend
And the kick in the head is she said that she wants to again
Well they was kissin and huggin and doin it ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Loudon Wainwright III
Whatever happened to youWhatever happened to usWe missed the proverbial boatThe plane and train and the busPush came to shove and we fell out of loveWe tore each other apartLove is...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Loudon Wainwright III
Down in Southern CaliforniaThere's a guru that is guruing thereHe's got 250 followersThey're following him everywhereHe's got all of the answers to all of the questionsAnd he promi...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Loudon Wainwright III
Call me Mr Guilty, Mr Guilty that's my nameWithout a doubt it's all my fault, I'm the one to blameYou say that you're unhappy I do believe it's true'Cause I'm the one, the no good ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Loudon Wainwright III
Once you were a young manNow you are old, you're over the hillYou can't cross the palm of time's handSilver and gold to make him stand stillWho could've possibly thoughtIt would go...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Loudon Wainwright III
Gonna have an anniversaryGonna be a bicentennialHey, Americas having a birthdayBe two-hundred years oldIsn't that wonderful?You know it certainly isGoodness, what a wonderful count...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Loudon Wainwright III
Summer's almost over, soon it's back to schoolSoon they drain the water out of the swimming poolAdopt a brand new attitude, a positive outlookBuy yourself some pencils and a loose ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Loudon Wainwright III
Don't know who I insulted, maybe it was youThe drinks I had resulted in a tirade or twoI went downtown to get in troubleI accomplished thatDrank some drinks, flew off the handle,Ri...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Loudon Wainwright III
I been shufflin' a lonesome old trailI'm gonna send a letter to my dog in the mailHey Packy, I'm comin' back againMy legs are tired and my feet are draggin'But I ain't gonna stop '...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Loudon Wainwright III