Turkeys Lyrics

Stop singing and along comes MaryHalf an hour is more than we can stayTwo lanes of cars for miles andCome find your own inspirationYou keep letting me downSo being from the land of...Read Full Lyrics

Princess Unicorn Bunny Kitten Angel,The most beautifulest in the whole wide world!...Read Full Lyrics

Come downCome downIt's time to go to workAnd we'll all be rolling in the paydirtThank you, TinaFrom the countryOn a night on the townAnd the horns are blowing in a new yearI wanna ...Read Full Lyrics

Harry Potter spends his summers waiting for the fall;He’d count the days, and dream each night of Hogwarts’ distant call.The Dursleys, Harry’s relatives, were wretched as can...Read Full Lyrics

There’s a robot in my head.There’s a robot in my head.It is screwing everything up.I can’t sit still. Still.I hear the servos whirringAll night long. All night long.If you we...Read Full Lyrics

Hey Mr. Wolfgang! You got fired.You did nothing wrong.But here you are on the sidewalk with no home.It’s not your fault, it’s all their fault.So get up, man, and brush off the ...Read Full Lyrics

Once upon a time in a warehouse near a Mississippi ravine,There was a Theodore Roosevelt statue made of solid aquamarine.I have hollowed out quite a comfy living space inside of hi...Read Full Lyrics

Hammer to the nail, orca to the sea.Anybody there, anyone but me?Titans on the run, haunted candle shop.Embrionoclast, fifty mile drop.On the telephone, dialing, dialing.At the car...Read Full Lyrics

Every night I try to go to sleep.I never make it, because I always see.A fiberglass monkey with glowing red eyes.A fiberglass monkey with glowing red eyes.Sometimes it hovers a cou...Read Full Lyrics

My very existence makes you chew up pencils.My very existence makes you cringe.One would think that after so much hurt and pain,An ordinary human would unhinge.Detnaw ton ma I nehw...Read Full Lyrics