T-minus Sixty Years Lyrics

Him and all his animals know where the fuck Wall Drug is.The stupid looks on all these faces, like the dust kicked up by jackalopes is never going to stop.Him and all his animals w...Read Full Lyrics

Homer: Simpson! Homer Simpson!He's the greatest guy in history,From the, town of Springfield!He's about to hit a chestnut tree!Waaaah!...Read Full Lyrics

The break will not release you, nor make it easy on you. The ache has come to beat you, the cake to eat you.But that's a beautiful head of hair and a flawless set of teeth.So how m...Read Full Lyrics

Chorus: O whacking day, o whacking day,Our hallowed snake-skull cracking day.Soprano: We'll break their backs,Gouge out their eyes,Their evil hearts,We'll pulverise.Chorus: O whack...Read Full Lyrics

Remember what you want isn't what you get. Measure it in numbers, measure it in shit.The penny burns a hole in your pocket...Your good's a gift certificate for seven shitting kids....Read Full Lyrics

Rachel (spoken): This is a love song about dude I met in a sleazy motel...A dude named God!Rachel: In a motel room in Delacroix,I was drinking like a Dartsmouth boy,and thinkin' 'b...Read Full Lyrics

Well Mr. Burns had done it,The power plant had won it,With Roger Clemens clucking all the while,Mike Scioscia's tragic illness made us smile,While Wade Boggs lay unconscious on the...Read Full Lyrics

Harvest the killing yield. Harvest a, killing yield From a side effect of this enterprise Meddlesome collide, with peripheral culture With garish stares and hard boiled eyes Sharpe...Read Full Lyrics

Detailed arcs, rout individual Doted topography a pronounced disillusion Coherent area, alienation And they dynamics of living a lie. Omniscient turbines grinding Analytical glare ...Read Full Lyrics

Chimpanzee 1: Help! The human's about to escape.Troy: Get your paws off me, you dirty ape!Chimpanzee 2: (gasp) He can talk!Orangutans: He can talk! He can talk! He can talk!He can ...Read Full Lyrics