Table Five Lyrics

Hitch that team up, Jebediah Springfield,Whip them horses, let them wagons roll,That a people might embiggen America,That a man might embiggen his soul,His soul...His soul......Read Full Lyrics

Kid: Hey, who left all this garbage on the steps of Congress?Amendment: I'm not garbage.(starts singing)I'm an amendment-to-be, yes an amendment-to-be,And I'm hoping that they'll r...Read Full Lyrics

Can I borrow a feelin'? Could you send me a jar of love? Hurtin' hearts need some healin', Take my hand with your glove of love!...Read Full Lyrics

Lisa: If you wish to be our sitter,Please be sweet and never bitter.Help us with math and book reports,Bart: Might I add - eat my shorts!(spoken)Lisa: Bart!Bart: Just cuttin' throu...Read Full Lyrics

Shary: In front of a tavern,Flat on his face,A boozehound named BarneyIs pleading his case.Barney: Buy me a beer,Two bucks a glass.Come on, help me,I'm freezing my ass.Buy me brand...Read Full Lyrics

Rainier Wolfcastle: Mein bratwurst has a first name,It's F-R-I-T-Z,Mein bratwurst has a second name,It's S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N....Read Full Lyrics

Homer: Around the house, I never lift a finger,As a husband and a father, I'm sub-par.I'd rather drink a beerThan win father of the year,I'm happy with things the way they are.Lisa...Read Full Lyrics

Voice A: They fight!And bite!Voice B: And bark!Voice A: They fight and bite and bite!Voice B: And bark!Voice A: Fight bite bark!Voice B: Woof woof woof!Voice A: The Itchy and Scrat...Read Full Lyrics

Look, Scratchy, it's our new friend, Poochie What's that name again? I forgot The name's Poochie D and I rock the telly I'm half Joe Camel and a third Fonzarelli I'm the kung-fu h...Read Full Lyrics

Krusty: I slugged some jerk in Tahoe,They gave me one to three.My high-priced lawyer sprung meOn a technicality.I'm just visiting Springfield Prison,I get to sleep back home tonigh...Read Full Lyrics