Take Your Elbow Out Of The Soup (You're Sitting On Lyrics

Thank you, mum Your rascal son Has seen the error of his ways I stole your purse and smashed the crocks You done my trousers washed my socks Dragged me screaming to the doc's Drink...Read Full Lyrics

Blue Gene baby Skinny white sailor, the chances were slender The beauties were brief Shall I mourn you decline with some thunderbird wine And a black handkerchief? I miss your sad...Read Full Lyrics

Here comes the postman - letters in his sack Dear Auntie Mary, we'd love to have you back Here come the letters through the letterbox Poor Georgina has caught the chickenpox Here ...Read Full Lyrics

The squirrel gather nuts in May And he shuts his nuts away There's a quick brown fox In the hollyhocks A vixen in the mood to play Well The badger don't care Rabbit got his share ...Read Full Lyrics

The Mumble Rumble And The Cocktail Rock Woke up this morning in a state of shock I heard a mumble rumble and a cocktail rock ???? Beat like a slide trombone Goddess Diana plicking...Read Full Lyrics

The foot picks steps with leisured dread Receives instructions from your head It's the body song It's the body song The leg, a source of much delight Which carries weight and gov...Read Full Lyrics

When we were simple and na've We wore our feelings on our sleeve As we've grown jaded and corrupt Our manner's guarded and abrupt Oh, how we'd smile most readily Whilst ploughin...Read Full Lyrics

The Sky's The Limit The sky's the limit The sky's the limit The sky's the limit The sky's the limit Oi, grandad, here's lead in your pencil Hey, Granny here's mud in your eye Don...Read Full Lyrics

Trust is a must Trust is a must Trust is a must You must have trust Trust is a must Trust is a must Trust is a must You must have trust Beans in your jeans Beans in your jeans Be...Read Full Lyrics

(spoken) Morning Reg, meat and two veg? He done him with a ten-pound sledge, he done himself a favour Crash! Forty-year old housewife Mrs Elizabeth Walk of Lambeth Walk Had a husb...Read Full Lyrics