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When we were simple and na've We wore our feelings on our sleeve As we've grown jaded and corrupt Our manner's guarded and abrupt Oh, how we'd smile most readily Whilst ploughin...Read Full Lyrics

The Sky's The Limit The sky's the limit The sky's the limit The sky's the limit The sky's the limit Oi, grandad, here's lead in your pencil Hey, Granny here's mud in your eye Don...Read Full Lyrics

Trust is a must Trust is a must Trust is a must You must have trust Trust is a must Trust is a must Trust is a must You must have trust Beans in your jeans Beans in your jeans Be...Read Full Lyrics

(spoken) Morning Reg, meat and two veg? He done him with a ten-pound sledge, he done himself a favour Crash! Forty-year old housewife Mrs Elizabeth Walk of Lambeth Walk Had a husb...Read Full Lyrics

she put on the light in the middle of the night the wet stuff's here let's go I grabbed a sock and called the doc he told me don't be slow I got down there with time to spare and t...Read Full Lyrics

Two old dogs without a name Trucking down the road to glory Seeking not to blaze in fame But to leave a blazing story Being roadies is their game Rough of trouser, hair of hoary T...Read Full Lyrics

Fa la la la la The war cry of the raging drunken sot That sends un-welcome pains right up your bot It bellows forth from coperate windows all night long Mucks up common thought of ...Read Full Lyrics

You could say I like it here With my mouth right in your ear What a lovely atmosphere It's very personal You might say it's where it's at On the sofa in your flat A little bit of ...Read Full Lyrics

Bankrupt the banks Withhold hold the rent Shitters are a wank And the landlord's bent It's time that the ladies kept quiet No it ain't Open up the nicks Close down the schools The...Read Full Lyrics

When I was fifteen I had a black crepe jacket and sideboards to my chin I used to go around in a two-tone Zephyr with a mean and nasty grin Twelve-inch bottoms on my stardust flare...Read Full Lyrics