Take Your Vitamins Lyrics

[Intro] Sometimes I think that I can do anything But then I sit down and I qualitatively analyze my acute sense of awareness for my environmental surroundings And I realize I’...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Pretense This is not what I read Just gripping by my toes and trying very hard not to worry Isn’t it fair to warn everyone around me? Trying to breathe but the oxy...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Try your best It won’t make the outcome different Grow up right I will still point out the difference Television will rot my brain I’m too dumb to value my name...Read Full Lyrics

[Intro] I think cancers gonna kill me 'Cause I got a real bad sunburn when I was 13 Couldn’t sit in a classroom chair for at least a week Maybe I shouldn’t have fallen asle...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] I tried to explain myself and not rely on this reoccurring plot Maybe I will just admit I’m an asshole The soles of my shoes are wearing thin I find myself pulling ...Read Full Lyrics

Stones and Bones swallowed the bible Stones and Bones did it in the dirt The truth will set you free, but first will piss you off Digest the rotten food as the thumbs turn down ...Read Full Lyrics

Sleeping Jesus sleeps in chapters and when he is out he swings a rust hatchet And when he is out his mom slings stray cats And when she is out, snot and tears fill the gutters of...Read Full Lyrics

All the kids of our town found old teeth, spit and licked Sewed them on moldy cloth, and flew the flag of distress Then became old bones and burned it up, but burned too Tired b...Read Full Lyrics

Tis' the season, own a bad cold. Sovereign treason, watch fluids flow slow. Reinvent crime, flush the household. Most common colds know heads can't say no. It's an inefficient repr...Read Full Lyrics

All my life I've acted very wrong And it worked out very well, almost too well I sparkled like a diamond stuck in a goat's ass Those who are bored are boring So I act very wron...Read Full Lyrics