Ten Points For A Razor Scooter Lyrics

If I were Britney's boyfriendI'd be playing hard to getShe'd come around beggin' for me, butI'd say, "No no, not yet.Cos God has told me personallyThat I should remain pure.Just lo...Read Full Lyrics

Murder! Murder! Murder! Murder!There's a pomegranate up your blurter!Eating fruit is mean and vicious!Keep your hands off Golden Delicious!World Bank is wrong! So is fetta!My voodo...Read Full Lyrics

I was waiting at the Pearly GatesBut the angels said "It's members only, mate"St. Peter was shepherding in the meekBut all he said to me was "Schoolies Week."Lucifer's got issues w...Read Full Lyrics

Come back DJWhat's wrong with this track?This ain't no cutting-edge grooveIt's the needle skipping backEverybody's got disrhythmiaThis breakbeat's so confusingThey'll think the lat...Read Full Lyrics

You don't need ChardonnayNo sushi, no pateJust get your mates aroundSome bastard on the groundBoot PartyAccepted etiquetteIs spilling the claretWe damn near could use bibsTonight w...Read Full Lyrics

The people who make itHow do they live? The producer's a jackalThe director's a spivAt P.R. they're liarsThe sound guy is a slimeThe hostess is a bimboWith a petulant whineReal TV ...Read Full Lyrics

Ecstacy's had a bad rap -The drug's O.K. but the music's crapTechno's made with computer cableSample machine and an old turntableGet a loop, then cut and paste herBuy a trip and li...Read Full Lyrics

God looked at the spread sheets for Christianity"We need more than product placement on R&B CDsYouth masses ain't workin, cut the Pope's budget backGet the youth demographic thinki...Read Full Lyrics

The X-Treme Sport you haven't tried yetBase jumping's for pussiesKick boxing's for thugsJet skiers are morons, Weight lifters need drugsAbseiling is pointlessWhy climb up a wall?On...Read Full Lyrics

You can go and buy a shottieHold up the local TABOr steal a few VCRsOr try a smash and grabYou won't be getting half the lootYour lawyer Q.C. willYou may as well obey the lawI sent...Read Full Lyrics