The Story Lyrics

All you need to know is what's there for you to take.The best things in life will always be free,But that's not what you took away.And it's getting there,But it's not quite right.A...Read Full Lyrics

Back off turkeyI think I'm comin' around againI'm comin' around againI'm comin' around againI'm comin' around with vengeance on my chinI'm comin' around with bristles on my hideCom...Read Full Lyrics

It's been so longSince we've talked about thingsShould'a took time to reconnoiterLust stingsNobody likes meEverybody hates meI'm gonna eat me some wormsI'm gonna eat me some wormsI...Read Full Lyrics

The bowels gurgle a bit more these days it seemsAnd he thinks more and more aboutThe way he saunters 'roundThe posture of his fatherIs not his chosen destinationBut though his head...Read Full Lyrics

Vernon was a company manHe kept his hair trimmed short and his side burns shavedHe was a Brill Cream manHe liked swiss and hamHe drank beer out of the can on SaturdaysHe was a comp...Read Full Lyrics

The Phantom PatriotThe Phantom PatriotCreeping ever creepingLike a fox in the night turning wrongs into rightHe only works aloneWith a crossbow on his shoulderAnd a saber at his si...Read Full Lyrics

I got me an Iowan galYou should see my Iowan galI got me an Iowan galYou may try and win her but you never will palMy purebred corn-fed Iowan galI got me an Iowan galShe's pretty a...Read Full Lyrics

Nothin' Ventured, nothin' gainedHis old time dentures pitted and coffee stainedDrove a milk truck for an outfit called Dairy TimeTill the cobwebs filled and clouded his mindSomethi...Read Full Lyrics

I like the rumble of the dieselAnd the smell of the oilI percolate my coffeeOn the radiator boilI been chasin' tuna nearly 27 yearsI got the eyeballs of an eagleBut there's ringing...Read Full Lyrics

It's alive...Read Full Lyrics