Thankyou Lyrics

Once I met a girl, she said her name was PamShe told me that I ought to try the Tim Tam SlamShe asked me up for coffee, I thought it was a lineBut we were there before I got to say...Read Full Lyrics

The money-go-round is overwoundThe gambolling horses boundAnd throw the Toorak cowboyTo the groundSo will he survive, take a diveOr flay his foe aliveArmed with a Gucci watchAnd a ...Read Full Lyrics

My bike doesn't have titanium toeclipsMy bike doesn't have a seven gram frameMy bike's mainly held together with blue tacMy bike's name is particularly lameChorus:But my bike's got...Read Full Lyrics

I'm melting, I'm melting, your thermonuclear hug's my drugMy ice has turned to steam and flows with the stream of the tide the waves collideI'm diving I'm diving into your deep blu...Read Full Lyrics

3am upon a mattress sees the hands approach a figure so significantConverging on a curveBut she's not your standard deviant 'cos our bizarre love polygon has morphed intoThe fracta...Read Full Lyrics

I'm always forgetting something x2I'm always forgetting I've got porridge for a brainAnd yet I don't get regretfulForgetting I'm so forgetfulJust one lap around the fish bowlAll is...Read Full Lyrics

Mary Mary, bright and airyYou're fairly extraordinaryYour cool blue eyes and flaming tressesAlways soothe my stressesBut I confess on this auspicious dayI'm lost for what to sayThe...Read Full Lyrics

GooseberryWhen they rang to invite you outWhy didn't you hesitate'Cos you know they're a couple nowAnd it'd be like a dateAnd while you still like their companyTheir baby talk make...Read Full Lyrics

These three chords plait together into songTo make Cupid's bow twang alongIf brainclouds have made you take a divePlay 145And cherubs tend to thriveWith love for the missing linkTh...Read Full Lyrics

I heard a pretty magpie that sings in the tree"Tell me dear bird what you're singing to meA message of love? Of joyous good cheer?Of sweet happiness for all mankind to hear?(for al...Read Full Lyrics