That's Not My Girlfriend; Those Are Girls Shaving Lyrics

I’m coming down with this infection.It’s hurting me, but still I do this on purpose.I’m coming down with this infection.On late night walks, we ran right through ourneighborâ...Read Full Lyrics

Dick Cheney’s got a gunDick Cheney’s got a gunThe safety’s come undoneSquinting in the Texas sunWhat did our leader do?Who’d he put a bullet through?They say when Cheney go...Read Full Lyrics

"It’s all a front.It’s all and act," they say,but what do they know?But c’mon, who’s to say that I’m notlike this?Slipped once, slipped twice...but whatabout your temper?...Read Full Lyrics

Here I am, I’m clearing off the tabletops,anything to forget about you.And there you are, you’re packing up thepicture frames."Anything to forget aboutyou."I’m not ready for ...Read Full Lyrics

On Denny Way there is a bar they call the RazzmatazzWhere lots of geezers like to sit around and droolAnd they like to play pocket poolFalling off their stoolOn the corner there’...Read Full Lyrics

"We are the phonies.We are the fakes that eatgold crumbs from all your palms.We are thefrauds.We are the snakes.And we’re all winnershere."I’m putting the brass knuckles on.No ...Read Full Lyrics

A consumer AdvocateA breath of fresh airIn an otherwise smoky roomHe digs the Environment With just a little bit of anal retentionRalph Nader tells the crowdsHe’ll try to represe...Read Full Lyrics

Well, I was walking down the High Road And this guy stops me He'd just got in from New Zealand And he was looking for mushy peas I said, no, we hadn't really got 'em round here I s...Read Full Lyrics

How does it feel to be one of the wealthiest people?Everyone knows who you areYou're on a winning streakYou're the computer software czarThe world's most successful geekBill Gates ...Read Full Lyrics

George Bush told liesGeorge Bush told liesGeorge Bush told lie-ie-ies He told liesGeorge Bush wasn’t niceHe should apologizeThe deficit is flying sky-y highWhy oh whyNow the well...Read Full Lyrics