The 12 Pains of Christmas Lyrics

Baby's talking it's what she does best I'll just sit and agree Florid insults glide out on her breath Mostly â??bout me (she says) Can't you see past the mirror sometimes? Take a ...Read Full Lyrics

Hangin' outDown the streetThe same old thingWe did last weekNot a thing to doBut talk to youNot a thing to doOut in the street, oh yeahMom and DadLive upstairsThe music's loudSo we...Read Full Lyrics

Land of the free Home of the brave Those who can't afford it want to be deported These liberties were never meant for me Now I can afford it I want to be deported The eagle ope...Read Full Lyrics

God made this glorious day and over arching sky For rolling in the hay and watching clouds go by God made this single day for sinners everywhere So fill your heart with abandon And...Read Full Lyrics

last time i tried this i failed so i don't think i will taste you againwe wait for me, and i want something else, ithink it's best if you gored flashes and floating balloons of liq...Read Full Lyrics

I'm going down to South ParkGonna have myself a timeFriendly faces everywhereHumble folks without temptationGoing down to South ParkGonna leave my woes behindAmple parking day or n...Read Full Lyrics

you rake silver across leather to make red, to make them scared, to make me afraid.never again, these last days were our first, and in my hands i hold onto something i never though...Read Full Lyrics

Kathy-LeeYou are a very special womanI don't mean special in a Mary-Tyler Moore wayOr, or a special in extra-value meal at Happy Burger wayNo, no, no, no, noI mean special like the...Read Full Lyrics

It's hard to be a Jew on ChristmasMy friends won't let me join in any gamesAnd I can't sing Christmas songsOr decorate a Christmas treeOr leave water out for RudolphCos there's som...Read Full Lyrics

Mr. Hankey, the Christmas PooHe loves me and I love youTherefore, vicariously, he loves youEven if you're a JewSometimes he's nuttySometimes he's cornyHe can be brown or greenish b...Read Full Lyrics