The Adventures Of The Cow Lyrics

Performed by rob schneider "and now the severe beating of a high school science teacher." [lecturing] "zinc is by far the best element." "i also like plutonium." "it's just fun t...Read Full Lyrics

"And now the severe beating of a high school spanish teacher." [Lecturing] [Writing on chalk board] "Juan es muy guapo." [Door opens, walking towards her] "Hola." "Senor?" "Hay p...Read Full Lyrics

"And now the buffoon's date at the drive-in with the school's valedictorian." [Valedictorian:] "I really appreciate you're asking me out. Most people are intimidated by my high ac...Read Full Lyrics

"And now a buffoon's meeting with the dean of admissions at a prestigious college." "Well Michael, I would like to extend my warmest congradulations On your upcoming graduation and...Read Full Lyrics

[Sound of pom-poms] Cheerleader: [With annoying feminine voice] "Ok you guys, let's hear Some spirit! " [Performing cheer] Cheerleader: "United, we are united.. We'll be 'cause we'...Read Full Lyrics

[Adam Sandler]: And now the excited Southerner has a job interview. [Man]: So why don't you tell me why you would be an asset to this company. [Excite Southerner]: ... Good quest...Read Full Lyrics

[Adam Sandler]: And now the excited Southerner gets to meet his favorite film actor, Mel Gibson. [Man]: Mr. Gibson? I'm sorry to bother you sir but this gentleman is a big fan and...Read Full Lyrics

[Adam Sandler]: And now the excited Southerner gets pulled over by a cop. [Cop]: Do you realize how fast you were going sir? {Excited Southerner]: Yes.. Yes I do... And uh there ...Read Full Lyrics

Adam: I am a simple goat. I live on the back of a pick-up truck. The Old Man tied me here with a 3 ft. Rope. Am I happy? He don't give a fuck. Old man: Hey goat! I'm gonna beat you...Read Full Lyrics

[typing sounds] [Dr. Stewart:] Hi, [I'm] Dr. Stewart. [Gary Phelps:] Hi, Dr. Stewart. Nice to meet you -- I'm Gary Phelps. [Dr. Stewart:] My pleasure. Gary, have you ever been hypn...Read Full Lyrics