The Excited Southerner Gets Pulled Over Lyrics

Adam: I am a simple goat. I live on the back of a pick-up truck. The Old Man tied me here with a 3 ft. Rope. Am I happy? He don't give a fuck. Old man: Hey goat! I'm gonna beat you...Read Full Lyrics

[typing sounds] [Dr. Stewart:] Hi, [I'm] Dr. Stewart. [Gary Phelps:] Hi, Dr. Stewart. Nice to meet you -- I'm Gary Phelps. [Dr. Stewart:] My pleasure. Gary, have you ever been hypn...Read Full Lyrics

Performed by adam sandler and jon Contributed by chris durkin Adam: and the now the excited southerner orders a meal at his favorite Diner. Waiter: hi, what can I get you today?...Read Full Lyrics

Girl: "You wanted to ask me something?" Excited Southerner: "Yes, I did. I - First of all I just wanted to say that you're - - very pretty girl, and I, I -- Hoo -- you'the -- we've...Read Full Lyrics

[Line of people talking] "Hey man, let me in there first" -"Go ahead man, take it easy" "Thanks, I really gotta pee" [Open door, close door] [Unzip pants] [Start pissin.......... G...Read Full Lyrics

Yo it's 2004 and all you candy asses thinkin ya'll real pussies Ya'll ain't seen shit yet Eh yo man let em know Oh yeah, guess who's back It's the mother fuckin pussy with the litt...Read Full Lyrics

Me, I'm the Lonesome Kicker Extra points, field goals at your service One might think it comes with glory You might think different after you listen to my story My helmet is equip...Read Full Lyrics

Holy shit, this boat is sweet uncle donnie. It must be fast and shit. This fucking boat's got more balls then the fuckin celtic's lockeroom. Yeah but it musta cost you like 50 Gs o...Read Full Lyrics

My girlfriend left me for a seven foot Indian My grandma hung herself on a tree in the Caribbean My sister's on the dope and my brother always picks his nose And Daddy's only happy...Read Full Lyrics

Singers: The Peeper, The Peeper, what's goin' through his head? Woah! [Leaves rusteling] Peeper: Climin' the tree. Slowly. Quietly. Lookin' for next branch. Found it. Got it. Win...Read Full Lyrics