The Labourer Lyrics

Let us speak of my prickLet us speak of my big dead dickHis plucky fight against arithmeticMy advancing age has set the stageMy dick is deadMy big dick is deadLike a great beached ...Read Full Lyrics

Dionysus, I want to be hotDionysus, does anyone not?Dionysus, I want the powerOf desire, of allureDionysus, hear my prayerI want to share your rare electric fireI want to be sticky...Read Full Lyrics

I'm King Candaules, call me CanI want to be a woman but I'm just a manI get off now and thenShowing your body to other menI feel good, I feel fineTreating your body as if it's mine...Read Full Lyrics

Virtue’s overrated when it’s making nothing happenAt least making nothing moderately interesting happenWill you look back from your deathbed at the things you didn’t doBecaus...Read Full Lyrics

Papposilenus, ugly satyr of the forestFlat-faced, ears of horse, strapped to donkey, drunk as lordPapposilenus, tutor to the wine-godBald, beef-lipped, bushy-eyebrowed, fatPriapic ...Read Full Lyrics

Bring me to the things you knowThrough a landscape of cut flowersBe my eyes and be my roadGive me all your earthly poisonFor I am but a poor blind boyAnd my heart is full of poison...Read Full Lyrics

All men dieHe is a manSo Socrates diesI don't careBambi is thunderthighsI had a whale of a timeUp Clam MountainBeing obsceneUnder the swarms of fliesIn the violent skiesOf the Holo...Read Full Lyrics

I found a video on my porchPut it on the VCRIt told me to go to the forestAnd play my guitarThe forest is a dangerous placeYou take your life in your handsThere are wild animalsMar...Read Full Lyrics

If God didn't want me to play with myselfHe wouldn't have given me pocketsIf God had intended that life never endedWhy did the bugger make deathIf God didn't want me to tear out my...Read Full Lyrics

I'm accused of failing to lust afterGirls in their mid- to late- teensIn Zurich in 2046 this is seriously frowned uponThey have labelled me "the ephebophobe"And taken the chip from...Read Full Lyrics