The Pants Lyrics

O they tell me of a home far beyond the sky O they tell me of a land far away O they tell me of a home where no storm clouds rise O they tell me of an uncloudy day O the land of t...Read Full Lyrics

To the teller down at the bank You're just another checking account To the plumber that came today You're just another house At the airport ticket counter You're just another fare ...Read Full Lyrics

I remember trying not to stare The night that I first met you, You had me mesmerized, And three weeks later, In the front porch light, Taking 45 minutes to kiss goodnight. I hadn't...Read Full Lyrics

Those crazy Christians, I was gonna sleep in today But the church bells woke me up and they're a half a mile away Those crazy Christians, dressed up drivin' down my street Get thei...Read Full Lyrics

Every time you take a sip In this smoky atmosphere You press that bottle to your lips And I wish I was your beer In the small there of your back Your jeans are playing peekaboo I'd...Read Full Lyrics

You're not supposed to say the word 'cancer' in a song And tellin' folks that Jesus is the answer can rub 'em wrong It ain't hip to sing about tractors, trucks and little towns or ...Read Full Lyrics

I could've been workin' overtime Or at home tryin' to make that truck run right Instead of wadin' out in that stream All day long barely catchin' a thing Just me and dad I'm glad h...Read Full Lyrics

After the breakup, I really thought we'd make up. Give her a little time, I'd be on her mind And suddenly she'd wake up. But today if you listen, Softly off in the distance, Som...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] When I'm sitting in traffic some afternoon I'm bored to death in some waiting room I'm gonna close my eyes and picture you Today [Verse 2] You keep brushing that ...Read Full Lyrics

Love starts with a toothbrush A big razor and a Dixie cup A little splash of aftershave Before you leave for that first date I see the stars in both your eyes After that long kiss ...Read Full Lyrics