The Beating Of A High School Janitor Lyrics

Russel: [Shouting] "Come on Robert! Pitch it in there, baby! We're behind you here in right field! One down! Two to go! Hum it now! Yeah! Show 'em the magic! This chump can't hit!"...Read Full Lyrics

[Phone Rings][Mr. Spindel picks it up]Mr Spindel: "Hullo!"Student: [Whispering] "Hey Mr. Spindel. How's algebra class going?" [Chuckling]Mr Spindel: "Whut!?"Student: [Whispering] "...Read Full Lyrics

"They wanna hear the thanksgiving song! All right..""This is uhh, This is the Thanksgiving Song""I hope you enjoy it."[Starts playing]Love to eat turkeyLove to eat turkeyShout from...Read Full Lyrics

[Silverware clicking]M1: "Can you pass the beats please?"F1: "Here you go"M1: "Thanks"Brad: "Hey Mom, guess what? I got invited to a party tonight! And I'm gonna go if that's ok wi...Read Full Lyrics

[Typical library sounds, squeekin chairs/doors][Talking quietly]M1: "Ms. Murphy is such a pain, man."M2: "We just had a test a week ago. Now we gotta take another one tommorrow. Th...Read Full Lyrics

Sound of pom-poms]Cheerleader: [With annoying feminine voice] "Ok you guys, let's hear some spirit!"[Performing cheer]Cheerleader: "United, we are united.. We'll be 'cause we're th...Read Full Lyrics

[Sound of crickets. Guy walks across grass]Joe: "Hey pal! How ya doin?"M2: "I'm so wasted, man."Joe: "Yeah, you are, oh ho ho!"M2: "Thanks man."Joe: "It's good party, huh?"M2: "Oh,...Read Full Lyrics

And now the severe beating of a high school spanish teacher."[Lecturing][Writing on chalk board]"Juan es muy guapo."[Door opens, walking towards her]"Hola.""Senor?""Hay problema?""...Read Full Lyrics

Richie: "So ya doin' good?"Samantha: "Ya, I'm fine, how 'bout you?"Richie: "How good could I be? I haven't seen you in three hours."Samantha: "Ohhh, Richie. Hey Richie, my dad's do...Read Full Lyrics

When I'm feeling down And feeling sad You come around And make me glad I got you Oh, my little chicken I love your feet I love your breasts I love the way you eat gravel ...Read Full Lyrics