The Beating Of The High School Bus Driver Lyrics

"And now the severe beating of a high school science teacher."[Lecturing]"Zinc is by far the best element.""I also like plutonium.""It's just fun to say.""Plutonium."[Sound of some...Read Full Lyrics

[Car approaches]Toll Booth Willie: "Welcome to Worchester. Dollar twenty-five please."M1: "Hey, how ya doin' Toll Booth Willie?"Toll Booth Willie: "Good! Thanks fer askin, pop!"M1:...Read Full Lyrics

candlelighta cart lined with empty promises rattles through the streets at night. all that she owns inside but i would need a truck, a moving van of cluttered nonsense unfortunate ...Read Full Lyrics

Finding fault is never easy,Least of all when it's allways yours,Just a fragment of a broken will,And a sentance from a note left on the floor,I never told you that i wouldn't leav...Read Full Lyrics

Adam: And the now the excited southerner orders a meal at his favoritediner.Waiter: Hi, what can I get you today?Excited Southerner: Hi, how are you...I was...if you could, tell me...Read Full Lyrics

J.N.: "I can make a bigger splash than you!"Jimmy: "Oh yeah, give it a shot."[While jumping up and down on diving board]J.N.: "Can opener!"[Big splash]Jimmy: "Man, that one was hug...Read Full Lyrics

Adam: You don't mind that I think everybody's a robot and all my conversations are being recordedLisa: And you don't mind that all of my pants are way too short on me and I also st...Read Full Lyrics

[Setting: A restaurant with music playing in the background]"And now the Excited Southerner proposes to a girl."Girl: "You wanted to ask me something?"Excited Southerner: "Yes, I d...Read Full Lyrics

What's the matter honey, are you not feeling well?It's okay, Momma will take care of youNot really sick, but don't you know I still say I amDad just mumbles, "There goes my girlie ...Read Full Lyrics

I have crossed this road before for many years I'm sure don't recognize the faces though that pass me by I've been off and on my way again passed marsh road atherton black mountain...Read Full Lyrics