The Bevel Collector Lyrics

Today today my high status has been trampled onI found some bugs on my wallFlesh eating beetles wanna eat through my mindAnd now you know my secretMy head is filled up with bugsI c...Read Full Lyrics

You never update your websiteHow can we be friends when you neglect to write?So don't neglect your blogDon't avoid your blogYou can disregard me if you pleaseBut don't ignore your ...Read Full Lyrics

I eluded a tsunamiSaved a stick of your salamiCurse the day that I went making up your ring toneAnd I maybe didn't make itFlooding shook up my foundationZoom lens reflected in the ...Read Full Lyrics

Mother's gone to buy the breadI've been left to bury the deadYou see the shadows come knocking at the doorTax collector, man or mother Earth?Say you don't like the path you've take...Read Full Lyrics

Been around the block too muchAnd now I have to wonderDid Bing Crosby really like bing cherries?What's a guy to do 'round hereAbout technical support for beardsTechnical support fo...Read Full Lyrics

Now I know it's not that weirdGot hit by you, my blood got smearedI killed myself and now you knowIf you play it cool, you're a dead manI've got a set of real facesYours is one I a...Read Full Lyrics

I'm not the Bering StraitI'm not the Bering StraitI am the Ice AgeI am the Ice AgeAnd isn't it strangeHow I let you walk all over me?Am I your bathmat?Am I just now where it's at?A...Read Full Lyrics

I forgot to wash my hands after performing an appendectomyI think I forgot to wash my hands before carving some crazy turkeyIf cleanliness is loneliness then loneliness is surgical...Read Full Lyrics

People gettin' me down on my rap skills'Cause I rap how I wanna rapCap how I wanna capRap how I wanna rapI rap how I wanna rapStapp how I wanna StappRap how I wanna rapNow here's t...Read Full Lyrics

Everything I touch is comic goldEverything I touchI've got the touchEverything I touch becomes a hit rapperEverything I touchI've got the touchEverything I touch is solid goldEvery...Read Full Lyrics