The Big Big Whoredom Lyrics

Girl! Why not take out the trash? And once you get him out, tell him not to come back again. Girl! Put that cat in the bin! After what he said, after everything he did. You had hi...Read Full Lyrics

Counting the seconds while singing the Mississippi's One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi, four Five Mississippi, six Mississippi, seven Mississippi, eight And nine ...Read Full Lyrics

The bells are ringing The song they're singing The sound is bringing the people round They hear the instructions They follow directions They travel great distances to the sound Th...Read Full Lyrics

Do you think there's somebody out there Someone else who's better than the one you've got? Well there's not, there's not When I talk you keep looking away from me Because you prob...Read Full Lyrics

The famous person wears the same size water skis as me Shes got three cars, as many years Ive lived in this city Her hair is blond and mine is brown, they both start with a b But w...Read Full Lyrics

I got handed an Ayn Rand sandwich Straight from the can, it tasted so bland I asked a lass to pass me a glass Of Engels' Conditions of the Working Class Right away they dragged...Read Full Lyrics

The day Marvin Gaye and Phil Ochs got married The trees all waved their giant arms And happiness bled from every streetcorner And biplanes bombed with fluffy pillows The day Marvi...Read Full Lyrics

Hey Who's that playing Hey The guitar? Is it Jim? I don't know Is it Jim? I don't know In the spaceship, the silver space ship, the lion takes control In the spaceship, the silve...Read Full Lyrics

My friends don't understand why I spend my days by the phone But my friends they don't understand The power of They Might Be Giants Dial-a-Song And your call is next!...Read Full Lyrics

There's a house at the top of a tree There's a house at the top of a tree In the house there's a room In the room there's a chair And sitting in the chair is you There's a nose at...Read Full Lyrics