The Birthday Present II Lyrics

Paul and George and Ringo, just a fraction of the Fab FourSome still survive from Dave Clark's FiveWashed up on the Mersey Shore Jerry has a pacemakerThe hermit's name is HermanTha...Read Full Lyrics

You knew she was in trouble when you saw her bodyguard.When you saw those two together, you knew it wasn't hardTo see that she was different, not just one of the girls,With their g...Read Full Lyrics

In the morning I read the paperIn the evening I watch the newsI sit there in my armchairI stare, flip, switch, peruseThe stories and the picturesFor me there's no escapeI read all ...Read Full Lyrics

Well the banks and the schools and the post office are closedYou can park where you please and you won't get towedThe streets are empty and the stores are finally closedIt's Christ...Read Full Lyrics

A bunch of nerdy brainy guys a long way backInvented a crazy little thing they called the UnivacFor years now, they've been upgrading that thingIt can walk and talk and count and t...Read Full Lyrics

Of all the chicks and broads and babes and bimbos I have knownNo one does it better than you do on the phoneMidway through my busy day all through my empty nightI dial your 900 num...Read Full Lyrics

If Jesse don't like it then it's prob'ly not artJesse knows what's good Ol' Jesse is smartAnd if you don't like that don't feel sad'Cause the art that you like is probably badGrand...Read Full Lyrics

He don't stay out anymoreNo more coming in past fourMost nights he turns in 'round tenHe's way too tired to pretendSure, you might find him up at threeBut if he is it's just to pee...Read Full Lyrics

Now I'm walking on the beach I came to understandWith each step I left a footprint, a fresh fossil in the sandLooking over my left shoulder, behind lay my old trackAnd I will be my...Read Full Lyrics

I'm not gonna cry today, I won't shed a tearEven if some milk is spilt, I won't dilute my beerI won't use a tissue, my pillow will stay dryAnd I won't need a shoulder, 'cause I'm n...Read Full Lyrics