The Candidates Find Common Ground Lyrics

Oh where are you going? said Milder to Moulder Oh we may not tell you! said Festel to Fose We're off to the wood! said John the Red Nose We're off to the wood! said John the Red...Read Full Lyrics

You noble diggers all stand up now, stand up now You noble diggers all stand up now The wasteland to maintain sin [?] cavaliers by name Your digging does maintain and persons all d...Read Full Lyrics

That was really good Yeah, wasn't it? Yeah... Uh, what about the record? Ah, they'll get it... It's a no-no I've gotta heave-ho I got no stomach for a dumbed-down tomato Gene genie...Read Full Lyrics

This is the good ship lifestyle All my friends jumped ship I elect me the captain This is the loneliest voyage I've ever been on Up in the crow's nest Over there! I see land! First...Read Full Lyrics

{[incomprehensible]} Damen Hurst said it came in with the tide Now Jerry Springer, he's in formaldehyde...Read Full Lyrics

When I play cricket I'm the longest at the wicket I can jump and swim And I live in the gym But I can't come to terms With my existence as part of the universe I gaze at the sky I ...Read Full Lyrics

No more chant your old rhymes about old Robin Hood His feats I do little admire I'll sing the achievements of General Ludd Now the hero of Nottingham Shire Those engines of mischie...Read Full Lyrics

Have a word with your patron saint Cover up the cracks with a lick of paint All the exits are double-locked Because st Sebastian sways but doesn't rock Here's to you - you pu...Read Full Lyrics

Raw materials are running out, there'll be no more tungsten to put in light bulbs Because the light bulb companies used it up, making light bulbs which run out Instead of making on...Read Full Lyrics

"Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow, and everywhere that Mary went the lamb was sure to go." Old Thomas Edison mixing up the medicine Messing up time from Accri...Read Full Lyrics