There was a pool table there at the weddingThat most of the men stood and playedWhilst the women danced in their melancholyTill the last record started to fadeAnd as D.J. turned th...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Beautiful South
You?ll know when romance is dead
Your make up in a toolbox somewhere in the shed
His face is unshaven, the grass overgrown
From the shed to the bed is a web you call home
You?l...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Beautiful South
Jack confides in Catherine
That he?s filing for divorce
Catherine gives her promise
To keep it secret but of course
As soon as backs are turned in soaps
They?re sharpening the...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Beautiful South
Don't think of what we can and can't achieve
Perfection like this can't be guaranteed
Hearts get lost, lovers leave
Let's just see what friendship actually needs
And if ever you d...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Beautiful South
There he stood, gun in hand
At the door, the day she chose to leave
Half of him stood comforting
The other half that couldn't quite believe
Believe that she had left him
Belie...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Beautiful South
Water the plants, feed the cat
Leave that door key under the mat
I'm your number one from now on
Set the code, close the door
You don't live there anymore
I'm your number one ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Beautiful South
You're kind of pretty you can cover in make-up
Cover in perfume too
Moonlight, mud fight, any kinda sunlight
Still comes shining through
Stuff it with cakes, see if it breaks
Put ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Beautiful South
Imagine sailing solo around the world
Only to find you've missed a continent out
And as your happy turns choppy and tidal wave swirls
You're wondering why there's no one about
At ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Beautiful South
When was the last time you felt so happy
You had to give yourself a good pinch
When did you ever fail one of life's highs
Without using stepladder or winch
That's why the lifeless...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Beautiful South
Head over heels is fine
Unless you're in stilettos
Love knows no boundaries
Unless your in one of love's ghettos
Love climb every mountain high
But some of us are stuck in a cell
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Artist - The Beautiful South