The Check's In The Mail Lyrics

I got my alligator boots.I wear my pants skin tight.I wear my dark sunglasses in the middle of the night.And when I look in the mirror, oh it's such an awesome sight.It makes me wa...Read Full Lyrics

I visit Mr. Frump in the hospital.I see him 'most every day.And when I see Mr. Frump in his iron lung,This is what I hear him say:(iron lung sounds)Ya know, Mr. Frump is my very be...Read Full Lyrics

I don't care about your karma.I don't care about what's hip.No space cadet's gonna tell me what to do.I won't swim in your Jacuzzi.You can't make me settle down.I'd rather kick and...Read Full Lyrics

They showed up on my doorstep just a couple weeks ago They looked so sweet and harmless Tell me, how was I to know They got a little too close to the microwave and then much to my ...Read Full Lyrics

Beverly.Beverly Hillbillies.Now, looka here, people, listen to my story,A little story 'bout a man named Jed.You know somethin', that poor mountaineer,They say he barely kept his f...Read Full Lyrics

Salty tears on a mostly blank pagebecause you chose to ignore meDown on my luck 'cuz you didn't answer and the letter that you mailedIt wasn't for meI tried to write the perfect le...Read Full Lyrics

AQUARIUS!There's travel in your future when your tongue freezesto the back of a speeding busFill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole 17 hours a dayPISCES!Try to...Read Full Lyrics

Yeah, well, I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want (So tell us what ya want, what ya really really want) I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want (So tell u...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal But the sanitation workers really didn't approve So he packed up his accordion and had to m...Read Full Lyrics

Veren zol fun dir a blintsa(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly...Read Full Lyrics