Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies Lyrics

Salty tears on a mostly blank pagebecause you chose to ignore meDown on my luck 'cuz you didn't answer and the letter that you mailedIt wasn't for meI tried to write the perfect le...Read Full Lyrics

AQUARIUS!There's travel in your future when your tongue freezesto the back of a speeding busFill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole 17 hours a dayPISCES!Try to...Read Full Lyrics

Yeah, well, I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want (So tell us what ya want, what ya really really want) I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want (So tell u...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal But the sanitation workers really didn't approve So he packed up his accordion and had to m...Read Full Lyrics

Veren zol fun dir a blintsa(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly...Read Full Lyrics

I'm drivin' a truckDrivin' a big ol' truckPedal to the metal, hope I don't run out of luckRollin' down the highway until the break of dawnDrivin' a truck with my high heels onMy di...Read Full Lyrics

Who's that waddlin' down the street? It's just me, 'cause I love to eat Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham Who's real flabby? Yes, I am! Every picture of me's Gotta be an aerial vi...Read Full Lyrics

Sometimes I really want to be alone But that's one state I'm never in Because I know that I've got millions upon millions Of tiny, one-celled organisms living on my skin (Germ...Read Full Lyrics

It's been one week since we got to see Cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry Five days since they had the show With the hermaphrodite, the slut and the crack ho Three days sin...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, my baby, my baby she don't want me no moreEver since she saw his poster in that record storeShe says the way he grinds his molars is really sexyShe thinks he's so darn dysfunct...Read Full Lyrics