The Cheese in Wisconsin Lyrics

Don’t forget to pray for Orange CountyDon’t forget to pray for your folksWhether you’re a lineman or a mountieOr a crack podiatrist who looks between a person’s toesMake a ...Read Full Lyrics

See me in the hall all by myselfSee you in the ball beside yourselfDebutante soDeborah you will never knowDebbie if I asked you to dance would you step on my toesD don’t tell me ...Read Full Lyrics

My paycheck bouncedMy paycheck bouncedMy paycheck bouncedMy paycheck bouncedMy paycheck bouncedBoing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boingMy paycheck bouncedMy paycheck bouncedMy payc...Read Full Lyrics

I’m alright, things look good to meGirls I know still come up to meFriends of mine always saying that“Yeah, she’s cool, but I just don’t see you guys together”But I love ...Read Full Lyrics

Have a bitchin’ summerHave a bitchin’ summerHave a bitchin’ summerHave a bitchin’ summerOkay, what do you sayI found out the hardest wayPeople say stuff and they write it t...Read Full Lyrics

Darleen I love youCall you darling for shortI wrote your name on a matchbookBack in 1974Your sister’s name was SissyAnd your folks had passed awayAnd I caught myself dreamingAbou...Read Full Lyrics

If I win the lotteryI’d leave my wife immediatelyI’d drop my kids at the neighbor’s houseAnd they could all say “what a big fat louse!”I don’t have to share with anyone...Read Full Lyrics

I can’t find the investigatorI can’t find no instigatorI can’t findI can’t findI can’t find...Read Full Lyrics

I need a new wristwatch todayCuz my life is ticking me awayNeed some cough drops, some peanut butterYou gotta hand it to me one way or anotherI’m going to Tent CityI’m going to...Read Full Lyrics

In Huntington Beach, they got lots of creepsThey walk down the street right there in Huntington BeachThey don’t know about me or my libertyAnd I once got jumped right there in Hu...Read Full Lyrics