The Courtship Of The Mermaid Lyrics

[Intro] *clears throat* [Verse] You're probably thinking to yourself "Ninja Sex Party, you're awesome!" We know But thank you anyway You're having trouble deciding Whic...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Shadows lie across our hearts As we walk another hundred miles It's only the first day And three fifths of our party has died (Not a good average) Then we saw the w...Read Full Lyrics

The legends say the chalice lies In the mountain of a thousand nights And he who wields it will become crazy awesome And all my life, I've wondered What awesomeness was really ...Read Full Lyrics

[Danny Sexbang] We made our way inside the cave That the bear hatched in the mountain side We found the alter of sweetness and atop it lay our prize (Oh shit the chalice.) We ...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Five feet high and three feet wide No one's ever eaten the whole thing and survived It comes with a bucket of ranch on the side It's the Ultimate Sandwich (Dear God!)...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] You've been counting all the days off Of your calendar for weeks now You can't wait for Saturday cause That's the night that it all goes down From 7:45 to 7:48pm in ...Read Full Lyrics

[Intro] Sometimes I wish I was even more awesome Than I already am What would my life be like If I turned that shit up to eleven Out of a possible five? Ninja Brian, hand ...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Lady, I have been told that you only date nice guys Well, if that's how you judge a lover's worth Your ass just hit pay dirt I'm the most sensitive man on God's green...Read Full Lyrics

I'm very glad you could join us today At the annual Women's Appreciation Buffet Where you'll get inspired to reach all your goals You're gonna fight all your foo like a thousand...Read Full Lyrics

Cast in the pit , under false morality Asphyxiated by the christian creed I call to thee , ERESHKIGAL , queen of darkness Condemned , for seeing , through their web of lies O...Read Full Lyrics