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Young Derrick would love to take my order He works at the coffee place just up the street He's happy and annoying with a smirk the size of Texas He's my coffee enemy Would you like...Read Full Lyrics

It's early in the morning, way before dawn I down a cup of coffee, put my lucky hat on Get down to the water before all the crowds Gonna have more fun than the law allows With my ...Read Full Lyrics

I used to be a farmer and I made a living fine I had a little stretch of land along the C. P. Line But times were hard, and though I tried, the money wasn't there And bankers came ...Read Full Lyrics

Through the ages, through war, pestilence and sleet, the Celtic culture has survived, it's songs and dances passed from father to son, from mother to daughter, from uncle to goat. ...Read Full Lyrics

Gonna go out and play some golf ya, ya Gonna go out and play some golf My golf bag's full of the latest stuff I'm gonna go out and play some golf My putter alone was a thousand buc...Read Full Lyrics

Once a year we celebrate With stupid hats and plastic plates The fact that you were able to make A trip around the sun And the whole gang gathers round With gifts and laughter to ...Read Full Lyrics

If you believe in Darwin's theory I'm not saying you have to but it's an interesting theory Darwin said we all evolve from monkeys If his theory is accurate and who am I to say? Do...Read Full Lyrics

When you hear that I'm a cowboy and I work the cattle trail You probably assume I'm big and tough (big and tough) But the trail's worn me down, I don't wanna hang around I've just ...Read Full Lyrics

A Scotsman clad in kilts, left the bar one evening fair And one could tell by how he walked he'd drunk more than his share He staggered on until he could no longer keep his feet Th...Read Full Lyrics

When I was a kid I wanted to grow up and be cop in a province town or county I thought it would be great if someday I could only ever be a mountie I wanted to beat up crooks and ma...Read Full Lyrics