The Happy Happy Birthday Song Lyrics

If you believe in Darwin's theory I'm not saying you have to but it's an interesting theory Darwin said we all evolve from monkeys If his theory is accurate and who am I to say? Do...Read Full Lyrics

When you hear that I'm a cowboy and I work the cattle trail You probably assume I'm big and tough (big and tough) But the trail's worn me down, I don't wanna hang around I've just ...Read Full Lyrics

A Scotsman clad in kilts, left the bar one evening fair And one could tell by how he walked he'd drunk more than his share He staggered on until he could no longer keep his feet Th...Read Full Lyrics

When I was a kid I wanted to grow up and be cop in a province town or county I thought it would be great if someday I could only ever be a mountie I wanted to beat up crooks and ma...Read Full Lyrics

We had a love that was so bright I used to dream of her each night And rush to her side every morning (Whoooo!) I had her all to myself We never noticed anyone else We didn't even ...Read Full Lyrics

Come back proud canadian's, To before you had TV. No hockey night in canada, There was no CBC. In 1812 madison was mad, He was the president you know. Well he thought he'd tell th...Read Full Lyrics

When Christmas rolls around Santa's in his shop Managing his elves and trying to cut costs His plant is out of date, it needs modernization He has quite a large debt accumulation ...Read Full Lyrics

I hate the skydome and the cn Tower too I hate Nathan Phillips Square and the Ontario Zoo The rents too high, the airs unclean The beaches are dirty and the people are mean And the...Read Full Lyrics

This year at Christmas, everybody's feeling funny No one's making joyful sounds Cranberry sauce ain't staying down The lineups at the bathroom are longer than at the mall Everybody...Read Full Lyrics

There's nothing good on the T. V (On his trip to Greece) And there's no toga parties(On his trip to Greece) So I see the ruins there(On his trip to Greece) They could sure use some...Read Full Lyrics