The Devil-Tips Lyrics

You've always thought the first time Was that night on the boat. Cramped up in the bottom bunk While she slept up above. I suppose it's more glamorous Out at sea under the moon In...Read Full Lyrics

It doesn't matter how hard you try to deny What I can see clearly with my drinking eye. You know I never stop until I see you cry, Make you insist through snot and tears that you'd...Read Full Lyrics

The first time you're unfaithful won't be the worse time you're unfaithful. It will probably just be a kiss with a stranger when you're on the piss. But next time, you might fuck h...Read Full Lyrics

So that was the first big weekend of the summer... Starts thursday as usual with the canteen quiz and again no-one wins the big cash prize. Later I do my sound bloke routine by app...Read Full Lyrics

The night before the funeral, I got some - I sneaked a young girl up the stairs and past my mum. I took off her clothes and I played with her bits and she did the same but it took ...Read Full Lyrics

Lost on Christmas Eve eve, He threw something down my neck. I didn't check what it was. When he says "Trust me," I never need to check. Then he helped me up, And the next thing I...Read Full Lyrics

Not everything must end Not every romance must descend Not every lover's pact decays Not every sad mistake replays If you can love my growing gut My rotten teeth and greying hair T...Read Full Lyrics

Another bloated disco, another sniff of romance i'll forget We promised to ourselves before we came out we'd do something we regret These people are your friends This cunted circus...Read Full Lyrics

Easy come, easy gone, we knew they'd leave us all along. Now we cook our own tea and we don't sign on. And the week never starts round here, raise your cider, and I'll raise my bee...Read Full Lyrics

Bored at home, nothing to do but eat. I'll give you a phone and you can come along the street. You/I'll bring the junk food, I'll/you (can) hire the tape. We can sit and poke fun a...Read Full Lyrics