The Drinking Man's Diet Lyrics

The Dropouts' March (No more pencils, no more books, No more teachers' dirty looks. Dropouts! Dropouts! Yeah team!) On, dropouts, down the field, Ain't we the national shame. Che...Read Full Lyrics

This is the start of the Laarge Daark Aardvark Song. (bum-bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum, bum, yeah yeah yeah!) There is a large dark aardvark in the park, They say he's missing from ...Read Full Lyrics

+The Let's All Call Up at&T And Protest To The President March It's the "The Let's All Call Up AT&T And Protest To The President March." Can you see him smirking and smiling? 'Caus...Read Full Lyrics

Beautiful molars... Lovely bicuspids... I'm Dr. Prentice, the painless dentist; By that what's meant is, It really doesn't hurt. This is Miss Klinger; you've met her finger. ...Read Full Lyrics

He stood four foot eight And wore a beatnik beard He had big thick glasses That looked real weird He weighed ninety-eight pounds But a whole nation feared The rebel! He ha...Read Full Lyrics

The twelve days of christmas Allan Sherman Note: "S" is Sherman, "C" is the chorus and "B" is both S: On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me A Japanese transistor r...Read Full Lyrics

(based on "There's No Business Like Show Business") The man I chose to govern me And twenty million others Is not from Yale or Harvard, He's from dear old Warner Brothers. Yesterda...Read Full Lyrics

(Ring!) Huh? Ooh... Mmmm... Brrrr...cold! Aahhh...hot! Aaahh...nice. Yum dum, yum dum dum de da... (Ring!) Hello, I'm in the shower, Call me in an hour....Read Full Lyrics

Turn back the clock And recall what you did Back on the block where You lived as a kid. And if you think every kid nowadays Is a nut or a kook or a fool, Just turn back the c...Read Full Lyrics

This song here is by far the sexiest of all the songs that I've done tonight. I am telling you that as a warning. All those who have a low threshold of sex, you had better leave no...Read Full Lyrics