The Dry War Lyrics

Well, the price of rice is rising from a penny to a pound And there'll soon be starving people everywhere we look around I don't understand the economy so I'll sing another tune ...Read Full Lyrics

Eins, zwei, drei, vier I'm an ignorant Englishman, travelling through Germany And I don't speak the language "excuse me, can you help me?" Wow that's amazing, your English is ...Read Full Lyrics

I bought my friend a Mustang in 1993 My granddad died and I bought that guitar with the money that he left for me The artwork on my bedroom walls was all made by my friends Each...Read Full Lyrics

I've written a song for every girl I've slept with Since I found my old guitar and started playing gigs So the time has come that I should write a song for you But I didn't know...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] 1, 2, 3, 4 I'm not sure if you heard my last album But some of that shit was true I've given up smoking cigarettes, I stopped taking cocaine too And I don't do MDMA ...Read Full Lyrics

After all these years of smoking The fire has gone out I quit while I'm ahead But before I'm dead And before my time runs out I could hardly talk When i went for a walk To...Read Full Lyrics

I'm not a poster boy for recreational drugs I'm a 32 year old man With a pocket full of stories, a handful of songs and a three chord master plan I try to be nice and enjoy my...Read Full Lyrics

A flash in a pan A storm in a tea cup An elephant in the room I'm on a train on my way to Bristol Emptying my pockets of a bad perfume They've cut my mobile phone off I don't...Read Full Lyrics

I'll be coming home late I'm still on the road When I get there I'm gonna tickle your toes I know that you don't like it But that's what I'm gonna do I wanna wake you up and ...Read Full Lyrics

Well I've never scored a proper goal But I'm really good at Pro Evo I can't Ollie up a curb Unless I'm playing Tony Hawk Hell, I can't even drive a car But I'll kick your arse...Read Full Lyrics