The Elephant Song Lyrics

I love StaffordshireSo pianoA big rodentI can't Superman's pillows...Read Full Lyrics

I am a pencil liquid interior ostrichSo please insult my ravenI am a disembowled cheese gratorAnd my donkey is unshaven...Read Full Lyrics

ScorpionsMalard DisguiseDale Winton Isn'tI embroider Harold BishopUnless a parsnipResults of a deaf treeI stick Bungle with apparent earwig staplesTony BlackburnPorcupines...Read Full Lyrics

Chalk...Read Full Lyrics

An impotent camel:A camel that can't get a hard-on...Read Full Lyrics

A one-two-three-fourThe Goonies in 'I Can't Believe It's Not Butter'I inherit the Mad March HareBananaman, bananaman, bananaman......Read Full Lyrics

1-2-3-4A radiator can'tSo why does Gloria Honeyford?Ignite a shoeLes Dennis in yibble...Read Full Lyrics

A one-two,heheh, a-threeDictating woodliceI babysit geese in paintA monastry in a flaskSwans inflicting Phoebe Buffay...Read Full Lyrics

"Crabsticks" said Bill Gates' haddock piesTeasing the three 'Billy Goats Gruff'...Read Full Lyrics

I'm hopeful for Sharkey and GeorgeYet I'd prefer a big sild in the Honey Monster to IpswitchBill and Ted in a barometer...Read Full Lyrics