I Decarbonise The Famous Five Lyrics

I'm hopeful for Sharkey and GeorgeYet I'd prefer a big sild in the Honey Monster to IpswitchBill and Ted in a barometer...Read Full Lyrics

'Flumph' is the sound of a prolapsing rectumBlackbeard...Read Full Lyrics

The Cheshire CatI deliver storksDumbo's eyes in a saucepan called RoryThe Lion King signifies otters feet whilst I obstruct Jonny 5...Read Full Lyrics

If I contaminate BoniMercutio's sinkCurried leopardI scratch ZoolanderThe ice age in merrrrr...Marmalade...Read Full Lyrics

The Vnok...Read Full Lyrics

Tapeworm's tonsils stab farmersHarry Potter rapes ottersI rape ottersHarry Potter's otters: he rapes them and I do tooSo there!...Read Full Lyrics

Octagonal sandworm in fromage fraisCluedoI don't give clamsSticky MandrillJohn MajorI fuck storks...I fuck ravens in the faceLadies and gentlemen, Jeremy Paxman...Read Full Lyrics

Nude shrewsJack Straw's sclera...Read Full Lyrics

The subject of this song is pilchardsThat's why it's called 'Pilchards'Pilchards are small fish and they are pilchards,Just like other pilchardsYou see, we like pilchardsSo we thou...Read Full Lyrics

Admitting a sandworm is the favourite pasttime of Zebedee's blanketA dusty whaleI farrow 'Pop-Up Pirate'...Read Full Lyrics