Uncle Fucka Lyrics

Huhhh Sometimes I think When I look up real high That there's such a big world up there I'd like to give it a try But then I sink Cos it's here I'm suppossed to stay But I get so...Read Full Lyrics

We the three kings of Orient Are Bearing gifts, we've travelled so far... Field and fountain, more and mountain Following Yonder Star... Ooh... Star of wonder, star of light Star o...Read Full Lyrics

Stan: Puff Daddy? Puff Daddy: Your friend Kyle told me you don't understand the importance of voting. Apparently you haven't heard of my vote or die campaign. Stan: Vote or Die? Wh...Read Full Lyrics

Got this bug-eyed girl Cold hand on my knee Frozen teeth, chitter, chatter She's dressed up like a cemetery Like a cemetery Snowbound all winter Blue lips on my cheek Little tongu...Read Full Lyrics

Chef: Baby, you know there's a lot of love between us Sometimes that love goes bad But other times it's so right! Yeah, I know we've been through some rough waters But most of the ...Read Full Lyrics

Mrs. Landers was a health nut She cooked food in a wok Mr. Harris was her boyfriend And he had a great big, C***-A-doodle-doodle The rooster just won't quit And I don't want my br...Read Full Lyrics

Well, I'm a badass Cowboy living in the Cowboy days. Wiggy, wiggy, scratch, yo, yo, bang, bang. Me and Artemis Clyde frog go save Selma Hayek from the big metal spider. A wiggy wig...Read Full Lyrics

(Michael Jackson)- Have you been up my wishing tree Its where I come to think and dream, And now I'd like to show you my wishing tree Where we can laugh and giggle and scream (He H...Read Full Lyrics

What would Brian Boitano do If he was here right now, He'd make a plan And he'd follow through, That's what Brian Boitano'd do. When Brian Boitano was in the olympics, Skating for...Read Full Lyrics

I picked up the morning paper The headlines were no surprise A random act of senseless violence Was committed again last night It seems the whole world has gone crazy And something...Read Full Lyrics