The Fireplace Poker Lyrics

And they fell from the skies with the greatest of ease And they landed on the ground under tents and trapeze And they were told that they fell with such beauty and grace That th...Read Full Lyrics

The hours creep across the face As she paces across the floor She can't even get to sleep since Tony went to war She feels bitch-slapped and abandoned By a world she thought sh...Read Full Lyrics

I wake up tired and I wake up pissed Wonder how I ended up like this I wonder why things happen like they do But I don't wonder long 'cause I got a show to do I'm sick at my stoma...Read Full Lyrics

It's all about where you put the horizon Said the Great John Ford to the young man rising You got to frame it just right and have some luck of course And it helps to have a tall...Read Full Lyrics

We were bored, there was nothing going on. Might as well stay at home and drink until we pass out again. Then drink some more when the morning comes. Memphis was sinking into the M...Read Full Lyrics

He was elected, wingnut raised and corn fed Teabags dragging on the chamber floor He did what he had to do to get southern boys to vote for you To grease the wheels to get you in t...Read Full Lyrics

"They looked in the white house and capitol hill They looked everywhere for buffalo bill We called every scholar, reporter, and genius Has anyone seen the president's penis?" ...Read Full Lyrics

This ain't exactly hell. It sure as hell ain't heaven. I love you like the dickens and I miss you like the Devil. I guess I'll do my time waitin' in this purgatory line. Angels...Read Full Lyrics

I got a brand new car that drinks a bunch of gas I got a house in a neighborhood that's fading fast I got a dog and a cat that don't fight too much I got a few hundred channels ...Read Full Lyrics

George A. Was at the movies in December '41 They announced it in the lobby what had just gone on He drove up from Birmingham back to the family's farm Thought he'd get him a deferm...Read Full Lyrics