The Furrier's Lament Lyrics

You're a nudnik, Sondra GoldfeinYou are quieter and deeper than a shislBut I love you, Sondra GoldfeinNot so much I only love you a bislWith your nagging and your kvetchingAnd your...Read Full Lyrics

When you walk through the BronxHold your head up highAnd look for a sign, "Fordham Road"Soon you'll come to a store that sells pizza pieThen you'll know that you're near my abode.T...Read Full Lyrics

Around the world I looked for youI gave a look in every nook on Second AvenueI'm searching for the one I loveI haven't seen the one I love since erev tisha bovYour new address you ...Read Full Lyrics

You think that it's overBut you can't explain whyWaiting on, waiting for the phone to ringBut your spirits are dragging and you wander endlesslyTrying to, forget about, how happy w...Read Full Lyrics

Seventy-six Sol Cohens in the country club!And a hundred and ten nice men named LevineAnd there's more than a thousand FinksWho parade around the linksIt's a sight that really must...Read Full Lyrics

Must you writeEvery scriptWith the same fortunate man?You've already got twenty-six in the can.Won't you change partners and write with me?You and meHeaven knowsWhat we could becom...Read Full Lyrics

Pity the fates of young fellows too long in bed with no sleepWith their complex romantic attachments all look on their sorrows and weepThey don't get a moment's reflection there's ...Read Full Lyrics

How much do I love you?I'll tell you once moreHow deep is a birdbath?How high is the floor?How many times a day do I think of you?How many fire engines are painted blue?How far wou...Read Full Lyrics

We got herring, sweet and sour,We got pickles, old and young,We got corned beef and salami and a lot of tasty tongueWe got Philadelphia Cream Cheese in a little wooden box,What ain...Read Full Lyrics

Younger than Springstein are you,Gayer than Klingstein are you,Better than GoodsteinFiner than Finestein, too, are youGreener than Greenstein are you,Tanner than Brownstein are you...Read Full Lyrics