The Girl With The Strong Arm Lyrics

When I have to puke at night I can be so indiscreet I don't run down to the john I just throw up on my sheets I puke on the pillow and I puke on my floor It smells so bad it makes ...Read Full Lyrics

His stop is always after yours He never seems to leave I heard him speak only once You're standing on my foot (x2) He never reads the paper And state's lottery number is 5-8-3 I h...Read Full Lyrics

- Are you ready Dave? - Uh-huh. - Malory? - Ok. - Joe? - I don't know. - Well alright fellas... Let's gooo!!! Hee and a hoe And I love my baby so In the bottom of the bottomless p...Read Full Lyrics

I saw a cigar shaped flying ship It landed outside on my lawn You poked your head out of a door And said, "Hurry up get on." I've never seen the sight before The world became a shr...Read Full Lyrics

Wendel brought it to life in his guest room bath tub It was a special project for his 4-H club But it broke loose out in the middle of the night And now it's eatin' flower children...Read Full Lyrics

Hello, my name is Billy Bob and I don't give a damn I got myself some white sheets straight from the Ku Klux Klan I got myself a daughter and she's a Mongoloid Because I married my...Read Full Lyrics

She was once an attraction at the county fair And now she sleeps in a box at the top of the stairs And she loves it here, make no mistake Cause she can earn her keep by chasin' sna...Read Full Lyrics

You are invited To The Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern You are invited So bring something we can burn You are invited You might wanna bring some extra towels Just in case someone Hap...Read Full Lyrics

Illusions are real So just feel the way you feel It's time to unwind Well just relax, you'll feel fine Light up a smoke (do do do do do) Cause life is no joke (do do do do do) Sha...Read Full Lyrics

I work on a train That's eleven and a half cars long I can only work at night Cause the things I do are wrong We carry some nasty substances On this little night train The first c...Read Full Lyrics