Well, hey how ya doin' have a seat have a drink
Boy it's good to see you, what can I say?
Oh, sorry gotta run we'll get together again
Say, what was your name anyway?
Well we're wo...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
You can watch Mr. Rogers
You can watch Three's Company
And you can turn on Fame or The Newlywed Game
Or The Addams Family
I say, you can watch Barney Miller
And you can watch your...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Well, I had two weeks of vacation time coming
After working all year down at Big Roy's Heating And Plumbing
So one night when my family the I were gathered 'round the dinner table
...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
What is the malted liquor.(beer)
What gets you drunker quicker?
What comes in bottles or in cans?(beer)
Can't get enough of it,(beer)
How we really love it,(beer)
Makes me think I'...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
You did a really rotten thing
And let Scout take all the blame
You wrecked his reputation
And left that poor boy in shame
Yeah, but now I think it's time
To show who really did the...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
If a certain portion of "Weird Al" Yankovic's song Nature Trail To Hell from his "In 3-D" album was played in reverse, a message could be heard.
The Message is: "Satan eats Cheese...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Soy un perdedor!
I'm a loser, baby
So why don't you kill me?
(everybody)
Soy un perdedor!
I'm a loser, baby
So why don't you kill me?
Hey!
I am I am I am
I said I wanna get next ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
I'd like to do some more songs about buildings and food
This is a song about liver, very high in protein, very good for ya
Hope you like it
I don't know why
You feed me so bad
Thi...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
I dated Siamese twins
I slept with Bigfoot, too
Get me on Sally Jesse
Put me on Donahue
'Cause I wanna tell the world about it
Right Now
My dog's a narcoleptic
My mom's a circus f...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Taco
Grande
Taco
Grande
Yo quiero chimichangas y chile colorado
Yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado
Las flautas y tamales, siempre muy bueno
Y el chile relleno
You see, I...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic