I dated Siamese twins
I slept with Bigfoot, too
Get me on Sally Jesse
Put me on Donahue
'Cause I wanna tell the world about it
Right Now
My dog's a narcoleptic
My mom's a circus f...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Taco
Grande
Taco
Grande
Yo quiero chimichangas y chile colorado
Yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado
Las flautas y tamales, siempre muy bueno
Y el chile relleno
You see, I...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Someday I'm gonna pack up
And then I'm goin' back up
To that place where sentimental feelings arouse
Where the grass is so green
And the air is so clean
That when the wind is righ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
[Verse 1:]
It might seem crazy, wearing stripes and plaid
I instagram every meal I've had
All my used liquor bottles are on display
We can go to see a show but I'll make you pay
[...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
My whole family
Loves "Three's Company"
See the reruns constantly
There on my TV
Syndicated Incorporated
Well, I know what's on the tube
I know just what too see
Got my TV Guide ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
I got my alligator boots I wear my pants skin tight
I wear my dark sunglasses in the middle of the night
And when I look in the mirror I'm-a such an awesome sight
It makes me wanna...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Oh the sand keeps falling through the hourglass
And there's no way you're going to slow it down
You say we gotta treasure each moment
Who knows how long we're gonna be around
Yeah ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Had to park my car for just five minutes
I had to go inside to use the phone
When I came back again my car was gone
Well, I didn't know it was a loading zone
What a bummer, I was s...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
(Vader with Sidious/Emporer)
It's not the east or the west side.
No it's not!
It's not the north or the south side.
No it's not!
It's the Dark side.
You are correct!
Keep frontin' ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Her name was Leia,
She was a princess!
With a danish on each ear and Darth Vader drawing near...
So R2-D2,
Found Ben Kenobi,
He'd have to put the Death Star plans into the Rebellio...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic