The Last Page Lyrics

Where the northern winds are blowing, drying my tears,Freezing oceans tell their stories no one hears…Where you'll see no human trails on the snow,Yet I'm looking for the key to ...Read Full Lyrics

Head outHey yeahI quit high schoolTook a chance on a nowhere rideAlways breakin' the rules, grabbed the world by the assAnd barely made it out aliveWe went wild in the streetsTurni...Read Full Lyrics

Don't waste your time on meI'm just an architectI have built nothingPlease take my arms in assistanceIf I offer themI can salve that stingYour life held in low regardBeneath low ce...Read Full Lyrics

How y'all doing there, folks?My name is Aberdeen WashingtonAnd I'm a proud American and a terrorist fighterThat's rightHey get me another beer bitchNow when the day Bin Laden comes...Read Full Lyrics

Pulled into the parking lot, parked it Zipped up my parka, joined the procession of marchers In my head like, "is this awkward? Should I even be here marching?" Thinking if they ca...Read Full Lyrics

Life moves pretty fast,You don't stop and look around once in a while you could miss it. Look, I've been away from my city, the city's changes aint prettyTheys still be playing the...Read Full Lyrics

[Intro]Hello AmericansMy name is George Bush, and I'm goin' to do a rap for ya'llCheck it out[Verse 1]Bitch I'm from TexasWe're homophobic and sexistAnd if these Mexicans keep comi...Read Full Lyrics

Ladies and gentlemen Introducing The penis song (Oh no he didn't) (Honk a dick) This is my penis song I wish that I had a bigger shlong One that was quite a bit more thick and wa...Read Full Lyrics

At the turn of the century I did many things to protect myself I did many things to protect myself I made myself a needle-boy And I hid him in the closet And I made myself a money-...Read Full Lyrics

Two lightning bolts were delivered to my room They were gifts from Zeus I rock the bolts in a bassinet of pine People ask me how I am I say I'm all right, I'm fine I push the lig...Read Full Lyrics